fagotr0n

titenoute:

disgustinganimals:
Don’t hire this cleaning service
You can’t tell me what to do

babylonian:

this is the best interview Tim Heidecker has ever given and it’s only 39 seconds long

jacqueling35:

I don’t even know what’s real anymore.

mafiabosspaulheyman:

imabrickshithouse:
ssjkiyoshi:
celestialgod:
dinosaurdamage:
@kingduck303
When My Uncle, who’s completely deaf, was about 17, he got in a heated argument with my great aunt, his mother. They were furiously signing back and forth. Suddenly they both stopped and started laughing and laughing. My great aunt had accidentally signed, “Don’t you yell at me.”
If I witnessed that Bruh omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
“Use your inside hands!”
USE YOUR INSIDE HANDS IM

ainslee:

jail:
freekumdress:
BYE
Lmao @ kelly standing on the edge of hers to keep bey from taking over her own
I’m screaming

a-night-in-wonderland:

* Goes on date *
* looks around *
“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”